I Ain't Even Bovvered
Looketh at my face. Looketh at my face! Amst I bovvered?
I ain't even bovvered.
I succumbed. I ordered the two episodes of Law & Order: SVU that Henry Ian Cusick (Desmond from Lost) is in. "Locum" and "Bullseye". Basically he's a total pedo, but that's okay because he's still totally handsome while being completely creepy.